Hi! OK, here it is straight - I want to get my husband and I back into swinging. I think I'm ready now, but he's picked up some Utah hangups that I need the female half of your attractive couple to help him get over. How? Thought you'd never ask! Nothing much really - just meet him 'by accident', flirt with him, come on to him, seduce him, sleep with him a few times - you know, the usual -are-at-school-nothing-on-Oprah-wanna-get-laid-this-afternoon-Utah-soccer-mom kind of stuff . . . basically get him over his hangups and hot for the fun and games of multi-monogamous sexplay again - so he'll be primed and ready a month or two later when I - AGAIN- "suggest" getting into couples play. And we'll have a friendly couple (maybe you and your man?) all ready to start playing with! Oh, did I forget to mention we have to do all this WITHOUT him knowing we set the whole thing up? Interested? Curious? OK, here's the full story - before we moved here we were into swap parties with close friends, but he decided to stop when we got to Utah. You know - didn't know anyone, trying to fit the local 'morals', did ANYONE here even LIKE sex? (I mean, could all these churchy women really have got ALL those from sleeping with just ONE man?) Sound familiar to you out-a-state transplants? Well, now I want to get us swinging again, but he still has ALL these blah, blah, blah Utah inhibitions and won't take my hints about taking the plunge, dipping the wick, pushing the bush, planting the flag, nailing the plank . . . Which (hopefully!) is where your female half comes in – after she uses her feminine wiles to f**k him out of his hangups, with him over the hump (so to speak!) it will be SO much easier for me to get us together as a foursome after. Which is when the male half of your couple gets HIS reward for being such a good boy by sharing his toys! Do you think you're up to helping me out? I know this deliciously devilish devious plan won't be for just ANYONE, but I'm willing to bet my husband's straight laces that if you're openminded / adventurous / sexy / crazy / perverse enough to help me pull it off - you're a couple we could REALLY have fun with after!

My Ideal Person So, about us - He is straight, 43, 5'10, 170 lbs, dark hair with a little distinguished silver, handsome dark looks, in good shape; and VERY nicely tooled - not super long - maybe 7 or 8 inches, but dark, thick, shapely and VERY long lasting. Did I mention dark, thick, shapely and long lasting?

I'm 40, 5'7, streaky brunette mostly (yes, everywhere although I keep THAT 'styled' short), with firm ALL natural 38Cs, and I like that men think I look younger than I am. And I'm a little bi-curious so I hope that doesn't scare you. (did I mention firm and all natural?)

We're both professional, educated, openminded people who can make good conversation and have fun. I don't think we're too hung up on 'perfect' bodies, but back home he did like flirty show-off women with real cleavage, so if you're the shy type, forget it. And I like confident men who can talk sexy before, during and after. I'm not into muscle men, but flab and too much facial hair IS a major turn off! So physical attraction will be important to make it work for us. Oh, we like good hygiene too. Really like it.

Just so you know, in California we were into CREATIVITY! Oral, toys, roleplay, cameras, masquerade, roleplay, dress-up, blindfolds, roleplay, fantasy meetings in hotel lounges, light bondage, roleplay . . . did I mention we were into CREATIVITY? And roleplay?

You both need to be totally D&D free (I’m NOT fooling!), not smoke too much or not at all, be VERY, VERY discrete (we do have kids and there's that Utah thing again). And for me to be OK with you coming on to him, I ONLY want friendly, no-strings great sex - NOT some serious emotional relationship - I want you to seduce him back into COUPLES swinging, not try to steal him away all by yourself.

Any couples in Utah up to the challenge?? Oh, I guess a single lady could be OK too, as long as its just sex and not a husband you want. (Did I mention I was bi-curious?) Are you OK playing the game MY way, and not telling him it was a set up until later (if at all!)?

Love to hear from you soon!