In the year of our Lord 2011 Greetings and Salutations, Recently, when gazing into my laptop crystal ball whilst diligently responding to various penis enlargement ads and other marvelous offers, I was astounded to note a MOST exciting clue re. the current whereabouts here on AFF of my lost, lamented, ladylove--"Sin"derella!!! Imagine my ecstasy!!! My heart pounded, my proud manhood stiffened[I]...(Last I had heard of the poor angel, she was being forced to serve as a loveslave to a number of kinky, and MOST unchivalrous, dwarfs deep in the dismal forest--"Hi, Ho, Hi Ho--It's stand in line we go")[/I] Thus it is that I now venture forth from my realm of Cum-alot--to visit this vast, overwhelming region to find my fantasy princess, my sweetly sensual "Sin"-derella--she who softens my heart whilst hardening my "male organ"--she whom I shall pamper and pleasure, serve and service--to her heart (and maidenhead)'s delight--as we both live happily and lustfully ever after. Thus it is and so shall it be. During my noble quest, I also honorably vow to serve other such distressed damsels--mayhap, even wanton wenches or naughty nymphos--who might wistfully (or lustfully) await their "Knight in Shining Armor" (esp. if they have "heaving" bosoms)--fervently, of course, hoping that one of them might prove to be my long-lost lassie. ([I]NOT talking of the movie star Lassie here--"doggie" is fine, but that might be a tad much!!!--speaking of which I no longer "do" dragons either--though I gotta admit that the oral sex is [COLOR red]hot, hot, HOT!!![/COLOR]--lol)[/I] Am a proud possessor of mayhap the largest, stiffest, firmest "lance" in the vastness of cyberland. [I](You ARE allowed to stretch the truth a bit in here???[/I])--and, forsooth, hold it ever staunch and upright in proud homage to Truth, Justice, Decency, Purity, the American Way, and the sanctity of Womankind!!! [B]My strength/stamina is as of 10 because my heart is pure [I](and I use steroids and Viagra[/I]--lol). Am a courageous seeker of adventures. Am chivalrous and romantic, given to sensuality, eroticism--but also have a VERY playful--even (yep) a tad naughty--side. Have a wide variety of interests, am fun-loving, imaginative, and inventive--enjoy exploring new ideas, fantasies, experiences--in bedroom or out.[/B] Will add more lies and exaggerations as they occur to me. Meantime, peace, love, and may the "farce" be with you.

My Ideal Person Seeking "SIN"derella--the MiLady of My (Wet) Dreams:

MiLady's Physical Attributes:

Exact attributes relatively unimportant((I was so wasted at the party I can't remember exactly what she looked like anyway--lol)BUT it is, of course, essential that she have a good "fit" with at least one of the numerous see-thru glass thing-ies (slippers, bra, panties, dildo, etc.) that were left behind. (Apparently SHE was a bit wasted too???)

MiLady's Personality Attributes:(much more imp. to find good "fit" here)

I fantasize my long-lost (or new-found) sweetie as follows:

Enjoys sensuality and intimacy, being thoroughly pampered and "pleasured" (VERY throughly pleasured!!!)...Enjoys spontaneous, playful, naughty, uninhibited romps (with ME, of course (rather than unworthy knaves, varlots, scoundrels, wastrels)...Has a love of (and lust for) life...Is imaginative, inventive, adventuresome, and--once again--PLAYFUL!!!--(sense of humor is essential)...Would enjoy mutual exploring/sharing of exciting and erotic adventures, fantasies--and thus would like to wander with me throughout the wondrous world of Cum-alot.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well, lemme see now--oh well--again, I suppose it would
be losing my virginity. That IS where you put your tongue
in her mouth, right???--Am I right on this????...or perhaps
being kidnapped by band of sex crazed Amazons and rescuing
myself by pounding them all into exhaustion.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
between your thighs, maybe???

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
frolicking with dust bunnies under the bed

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes, indeedy!!!...a menage-a-trois' with Faith
Hill & Shania Twain--or (if they not available) then
mayhap a 3-some frolic with Lassie, the wonder dog and Mr.Ed, the
talking horse (as long as they don't "dog"
me or "nag" me about my performance)...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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