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WhyNotFunNow 70 / / C
"Couple seeks an occasional unicorn"
Sonora, California, United States
 
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Member Since: June 18, 2006

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WhyNotFunNow 70/C
Sonora, California
Looking forward to another great year!
Introduction
We're retired and in very good shape for our age (65). We are looking for a mature single woman who wants to explore her bi-kinky side. Someone who wants the opportunity to please a couple in every way. A girl who is obsessed with giving analingus would be perfect. Hopefully, you are single, divorced or widowed and Very Horny with fantasies to experience. It's time to enjoy the sexual side of life. He is a Scorpio, and dominant. She is a Gemini, submissive and way over sexed for her age. She loves dressing up in sexy outfits, showing off behind closed doors and playing with toys... and girls.... A bi-sub who wants to just play now and then would be a perfect match. We both enjoy a kinky, submissive girl, who craves sex. We would plan regular sessions - our place or yours - or somewhere in between. We're squeaky clean, emotionally and financially secure, laid back, laugh a lot and like to have fun with a like-minded lady. He's straight, well-educated, do not smoke tobacco, but like weed... We are very oral, not shy and like all kinds of activities as well. We would love to hear from you! Women only please! My Ideal Person Someone in central/eastern CA. An adventurous, fun-loving lady to get together with on a regular basis. Being Bi behind closed doors is essential and having a submissive attitude - wants to be told what to do - is a turn-on. If you have a fetish to to explore, let us know... What do you crave? Age, race or size isn't important. It's really just a sexual, lighthearted, want-to-explore attitude that makes the difference.

My Ideal Person We are hoping to find a happy, independent and sensual girl/woman/lady who wants to mostly play with her (see pics...). We've found that we have more in common with those who are around our age or younger, but, of course, no limitations for the right girl. : ))

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Open-minded fun with a like-minded woman

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Whatever it takes to get you off!, Mutual recurrant sucking & fucking.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual appetite, Someone who has the same things in mind

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nope I like real people attitude is everything.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 70/ / Couple (man/woman)
  • Sonora, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Women
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
 
His
Her
Birthdate: November 17, 1953
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm Prefer not to say
Body Type: Average Prefer not to say
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: PhD/MD/Post doctorate Master's degree
Occupation: Professional Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian Prefer not to say
Religion: Catholic Catholic
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: Prefer not to say N/A
Bra Size: N/A
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None