[size 4][COLOR crim][b][u]Five *Star* Bitch[/b][/u] 5 Star Bitch, if you don't know what that is you may not be "The One" for me.... First & foremost I am not here seeking a (romantic) relationship, boyfriend (definitely not a hubby), a date, a fuck buddy, or a hook-up for random sex.. I am here to chat with friends, and maybe make a few new ones. I have just come out of a LTR and I'm not interested in another one. If I come into a chat room plz refrain from asking if I "wanna play". Most likely I'm not interested, but your welcome to go play with yourself. If I'm interested in you in THAT way, I will definitely let you know, so plz also refrain from touching me unless asked to do so. I DO NOT pvt chat on A FF IMC. I DO NOT hoo with those I don't know. So plz do not ask for my hoo or try & give me yours. If I want it I'll let you know. I DO NOT cyber with strangers (unless theres is something extrodinary about you that captures my attn and then I'll let you know) and that has never happened in all this time, I don't forsee it happening in the near future.. I can't stand liars and game playing. I'm not trying to be your Wife, Girlfriend, Mother, Babysitter or anyone else you feel you have to answer to... So plz do not feel you have to explain your actions to me, as I do not have to explain mine to you. Do not feel as if you have to lie to me should you wish to leave and go cyber/play with someone else, just simply say I have to go or I'll see you later, I will understand and tell you to have fun. No explanation wanted or needed. Play on!. Should you choose to leave and go play with someone and discretely slip out to go meet them, that's fine too. But PLZ Do NOT insult my intelligence by slipping out and coming back to tell me... A. You had to take a call. B. You were summoned by someone at your door. C. You had an emergency to tend to. D. You accidently fell asleep @ your PC ( I will require you to cam me and show the marks left by your keyboard). Thats not only VERY rude, but also a major turn off (not in a sexual or relationship kinda way) but in terms of friendship, as thats all you and I could ever expect to become. And there are plenty of you that have and do, do that. [u][b]You KNOW who you are[/u][/b] and believe me, whether you think so or not, [u][b]so DO I[/u][/b]. Friendship is based on a mutual trust and if you will tell me a blatent lie such as any of the above or any other kind of lie or lame excuse, I certainly can't trust you to be a true friend. Aquaintances are fine, but a [b][u]Friend[/b][/u] you will never be. So honesty IS the best policy. The fastest way to become my enemy is to lie on me or lie about me, if you've heard something and must gossip about me that's YOUR peronality flaw, you'll have to deal with it, perally, I REALLY don't give a rat's ass, but if you are a [b]REAL[/b] down ass friend you'll come and ask me directly anything you wanna know. I believe in telling the truth and telling it like it is...no sugar coating the bullshit, call it what it is!. And with that said.... If you think your down to be a friend come talk to me...friendships are based on mutual effort. If you wanna be aquaintances hey thats all good too. If you don't like me? Guess What?!? .. I'll still sleep well at night. If you do like me, make Me like You and MAYBE I'll sleep well with you at night. If you have an issue with me...take it up with me. Or else put on your big girl (or boy) panties, deal with it, and shut the fuk up. If I'm interested in you in any way beyond friendship I'll let you know. Don't ask what I'm here for THAT depends on my mood. But more than likely just to chat. Don't ask me what I'm here looking for, I haven't lost anything here .... (except maybe my panties) and if I lost them 'Here' I don't want them back. Don't bother to ask me to play if you can't hold an intellectual, semi-intelligent, mentally stimulating conversation (you must stimulate my mind and the rest will follow)... oh and a sense of humor is a big plus. By [b]Simulating[b] conversation I don't mean you asking me...... If I'll suck your cock, jack you off or watch you wank on cam. If you can touch, rub or lick my ass. If you can get me wet, feel my pussy or slide your cock in me. These things are a turn off, but a slut might enjoy it. I like talking dirty but dirty & degrading are not the same thing. And lastly this girl is NOT easy, if you lack effort and/or patience, you might wanna move right along. Now that I've given you some things to ponder. If you think you want to know more you'll just have to ask. I'm really not hard to talk to, and I don't bite ... well ... not to hard anyway. Have a great day! [size 5]~ J ~ [size 3][b]