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+_+ These are the "Laws"
+_+ These are the "Laws" 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
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Number 11 is so true, at least with the men that I know
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Ty for the laugh today. I sure needed this. I am taking a break from the site while I am on vacation. I am not dealing with work either. I think some places take advantage of your kindness and I am putting in too many hours at work for my likings. Going away is best way to recharge. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Happy Hump Day Pal, great laws here today, some of these are so true..
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