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Aliens love dreadlocks  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
8/17/2018 6:55 pm

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8/19/2018 7:00 am

Aliens love dreadlocks

Proof







Now wondering , is Forest Whitaker a scientologist ?

But more importantly , now we know that aliens love dreadlocks we must ask ourselves - why ?

And does this prove the ancient astronauts theory ? Did aliens visit earth in primitive times and people saw their hair and were like "yeah" ?

Did you know that dreadlocks were a part of the formal attire for Greek hoplites ? I didn't . I doubt 300 would have been as popular with a bunch of white guy dreadlocks all over the place .

I wrong or did Micky Rourke have dreadlocks for a while ? That was a trainwreck .

I wonder what Mickey Rourke thinks about his life .

Did you know that lady from DS9 (the tall one not the little one) married Leonard Nimoy's ? I didn't . If you found out all the main cast members of all the Star Trek shows had married of other Star Trek cast members would you think it was some kind of cult ? I would .

I watched part of the Exorcist 2 the other day and remembered that James Earl Jones is in that movie . He was also in Conan the Barbarian . And Allan Quartermain . And Best of the Best . That dude has been in some terrible movies . I wonder what actor has the closest ratio if prestigious awards to truly dreadful credits .

Which is worse , accidentally helping someone you dislike or accidentally hindering someone you like ?


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
8/17/2018 6:56 pm

Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested but I’m not really interested, or should I play like I’m interested, but I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested, but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested and when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like, well goodnight. You do like that ass-out hug where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close. Do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering, are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.

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Dsucker82 42M

8/17/2018 7:17 pm

Never noticed.lol


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
8/17/2018 7:40 pm

Aliens have dreadlocks because they have not finished analyzing combs. Maybe if they stopped all the anal probing, they'd have time.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 8/18/2018 8:23 am:
Typical - the ass gets all the attention

partygald 41F
1963 posts
8/17/2018 10:18 pm

For some reason I always thought dreads keep you warm. Of course I know they do it to keep cool. Then the obvious question would be why not just cut off the hair? Can't beat the heat better than that. So hear me out - space is obviously cold. This is proven from the last Avengers movie when that guy holding Dr Strange hostage was blown out into space and suffocated, and then froze. So dreads keep them warm in space. Right....?


40Deuce replies on 8/18/2018 8:24 am:
Space is actually quite pleasant temperature-wise , "they" make it seem cold so they can have it all to themselves

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
8/18/2018 12:00 am

That hug you were describing- I had a co-worker who called that “the Lutheran A-frame hug”. (And it was also the kind of hug she gave, being a good daughter of a Lutheran minister)


40Deuce replies on 8/18/2018 8:26 am:
I just kind of turn to the side so I'm doing like a hip-hug thing

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