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40Deuce 46M
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2/23/2018 6:01 pm

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Oh does your blog not have a corporate sponsor ? Interesting .

I found this awesome ambient tribal horrorcrunk record today , you probably wouldn’t like it though .

The AdultFriendFinder robots that send you fake flirts fainate me . Lately they've been sending me fake flirts from Missouri . I realize that's the Midwest still but the Midwest is a big place . Are there really that many people willing to drive hours for clumsy fore and a quick flop and slop ?

I was buying a big bag of army men today to replace the casualties for the Washing Machine Offensive and I realized something . They're all army MEN . How come the equality people haven't freaked out about this ? How am I supposed to teach the I don't have about the importance of military if n of the little green soldiers look like her ? There's a in there for god's sake and they can't make lady solider to toss in the bag ?

And I know what you're going to say "40 , those plastic soldiers are the same s they designed in the 40's there were no women in the military then ."

First of that's wrong , they were in combat but there were women in the military . But second you're missing the big picture . If I can't teach the I don't have about military we have a real problem on our hands because since the 60's military volunteers increasingly come from smaller and smaller subsections of the country and more and more often from the same families .

Some people say that the US is inadvertently in the process of creating a warrior caste - which is bad news . I mean they talked about on an Episode of ER in 2001 so you know it's a real thing .

The whole idea behind having a volunteer citizen-solider military force is that they're us and we're them - you never have to worry about the military "taking over" because we're all just people you know ? But that is threatened if say 80% of the people in the military all come from the same geographic area with the same culture . If some wanted to pass a law saying only people in Wyoming could serve in the military no would be excited about that . So by the same token it's probably not a good idea if only people from Tennessee are volunteering right ?

The point is if you don't get off your fanny and tell Airfix and Matchbox to make a lady "army man" we may have to institute some form of mandatory military in order to preserve our way of life .

Did you know that in 1913 HG Wells published a set of rules for wargaming with your green army men that ultimately led to the creation of D&D ? Of course you didn't . What kind of insane person would know that ?



It was a mad dash . Sadly I arrived just in time to see the pirate king fire his blunderbuss and Craig Kilborn slump to the floor . Miss Bixby reamed and turned to her VIP sexbot for comfort only to find that it was poorly calibrated after the upgrades she had recently made . It crushed her chest with its mechanical arms . Her heart was pierced with shards of her own crushed ribcage . Which is a metaphor for love if ever there was . Kim’s face went ashen white at the grisly spectacle . Miss Bixby’s body bent backwards and all her bs reaches for the endless sky , breaking free from her spine . Silky blackess poured from her horribly dangling entrails – infecting all nearby with limitless dark . The pirates clawed at their eyes as cold black slime slithered upwards through newly made slits in their flesh , stealing away their reams into a terrible breathlessness . Jeff and Woody realize too late that what they thought was a burning desire to compete was really just as mark for their desire to hold another , and to be held in kind – a yearning for each other’s touch . As the blackness engulfed them the last thing they tasted was each other’s tears . Earthroot ed upon her ancestor spirt Mountain Shadow to shield and protect her . But nothing answered back . Nothing .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
2/23/2018 6:02 pm

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
2/23/2018 6:59 pm

Them there clamps don't look properly placed to me.

But what do I know. The one time someone tried to put nipple clamps on me, they wouldn't stay on because my petite little nipples didn't provide enough to grab on to, bwahahaha.


40Deuce replies on 2/24/2018 3:33 pm:
You will now be known as Queen Petite Nipples

slurpee1967 55M

2/23/2018 7:13 pm

Yes so many messages and yet so little answers hmmm something smells like bots to me lol


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
2/23/2018 8:53 pm

If green army men were designed in the 40s (which they were cuz some have bazookas) how could HG Wells create a war game 30 years before?

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40Deuce replies on 2/24/2018 3:34 pm:
Was there any question of that ?

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